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you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Does vodka count as Christmas spirit
imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes